What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

^ That's not even funny ^

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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