Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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