Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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