- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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