- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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