- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Robin get in the batmobile!

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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