- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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