What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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