- Anti Joke

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

bite me

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!