So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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