- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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