A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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