Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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