What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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