- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A guy walks into a bar

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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