- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

knock knock who's there? faith

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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