- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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