I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

antijoke is the best website.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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