a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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