why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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