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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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