- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What's blue? The sky.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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