- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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