What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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