- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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