- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

whats up and also down? your mum

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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