Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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kennah campion when she talks

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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cancer

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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