- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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