Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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