- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Make me famous

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??