- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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