- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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