Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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