- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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