- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.