- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

whats long and black? a baton

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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