- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

The Princess is in another castle

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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