Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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here's a joke... the american education society

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