- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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