A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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