How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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