What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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