- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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