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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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