Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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