- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

You bumder!

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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