- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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