What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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