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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

This isn't funny.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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