- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

- Helen Keller

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Justin

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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